Yay, there's some random awards handout! Who did we have in the nomination list? Oh.. who are we kidding here, of course the entire family is up for nomination! Let's now review the winners in this year's award!
So for the Outstanding Effort award, we have to consider everything that they have provided, the output, effort and rewards they have achieved..and we shall reveal the winner....
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... -_-
Bugger.. who else... :/
Okie, that's boring. Let's go on to the next one...
For the Noisiest person in the house. We take a look at who makes the loudest noise, who couldn't keep their gap shut and who is always making a nuisance... Now. that goes to non other than .....
Wow, that was a surprise there, ain't it? I was expecting it to be the 'other' one.. Fred not, the next one is easy to guess. The Super Daddy award. This is awarded to the person who is the only guy in the home, the breadwinner, the best person, the best ever. And this... is given to
Shit... that is so WRONG. The awards committee should be sooooo ashamed of themselves! They should look themselves in the eye and rethink that earlier one. It's unforgivable that he lost that to someone that NO ONE KNOWS! We should change the award to Super 'human' Daddy next year.
Last up, we have the Superhero award. This is the most prestigious award in the Family Star Award. We are going to pronounce someone in the family a new Superhero. The superhero needs to be someone well-loved by everyone. The one who can achieved the most with the least effort, the one that no one can ignore.
And the winner of the new Superhero will be NAMED....
Errr...... O.o !
ok.
That wraps up this year's award. At least everyone goes home with something. I suppose they'll all be happy?
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